Language Magic

annabellioncourt:

whyamigawking:

lucernal:

i-dont-have-to-do-boo:

peabodysfedora:

detectivewho:

dblaksle:

guys remember when Lemony Snicket filled an entire page with evers? 

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I do.

Who cares about the page filled with evers? Lemony Snicket just made two whole pages black.

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He don’t give a shit.

And that time he repeated an entire passage about deja vu to give the reader deja vu

Yep

What a series of unnecessary events

did you just

They did.

Lemony Snicket is an international treasure and a gift to literature

(Source: einn-l)

slaughterhouse90210:

“Family likeness has often a deep sadness in it. Nature, that great tragic dramatist, knits us together by bone and muscle, and divides us by the subtler web of our brains; blends yearning and repulsion; and ties us by our heart-strings to the beings that jar us at every movement.”  ― George Eliot, Adam Bede

slaughterhouse90210:

“Family likeness has often a deep sadness in it. Nature, that great tragic dramatist, knits us together by bone and muscle, and divides us by the subtler web of our brains; blends yearning and repulsion; and ties us by our heart-strings to the beings that jar us at every movement.”
― George Eliot, Adam Bede

I have been bent and broken, but — I hope — into a better shape.

Charles Dickens, Great Expectations (via bookmania)

(Source: nilla-who, via sarahtheseeker)

questionableadvice:

~ The Correct Thing in Good Society, by the Author of “Social Customs”, 1888via Internet Archive

questionableadvice:

~ The Correct Thing in Good Society, by the Author of “Social Customs”, 1888
via Internet Archive

I still love the people I’ve loved, even if I cross the street to avoid them.

—Uma Thurman  (via mno-bimaadiziwin)

(Source: thelittleyellowdiary, via sarahtheseeker)

Damaged people are dangerous. They know they can survive.

—Josephine Hart (via quote-book)

(via sarahtheseeker)

(Source: angryniall, via the2000sblog)

I just want to be friends, plus a little extra, also I love you.

—Dwight Schrute (via fawun)

(Source: with-some-lace-and-paper-flowers, via ihateallthemusicyoulike)

[“I think you’re right,” he told little Elise, pulling his radio free.] “I think everything’s gonna be just fine…”

—Hugh Howey, from Wool (via the-final-sentence)

bookmania:


from The Art of Racing in the Rain by Garth Stein

bookmania:

from The Art of Racing in the Rain by Garth Stein

When the going gets rough, laugh your way through it and anticipate your good karma to come by shortly and slap you in the face with something awesome.